Winner of the Week: Seattle

It's all about equilibrium. Seattle may have lost the Sonics a couple of years ago, but a few weeks back, they gained the Hams. While the Hams are not technically an NBA franchise, I know for a fact that Bob can pound the boards, Lalita can drain it from beyond the arc, and Simon is quickly on his way to becoming the next Pistol Pete (suck it, Rubio!). Find 10 more chumps willing to play for minimum contracts and Seattle now has a strong pitch for an expansion team...

(in a break from our normal format, the above photo portrays the Hams and not Seattle)