Friday, March 21, 2008

things i've recently won

1. the hearts and minds of the children of champion city.
2. 5 games of on-line scrabble.
3. the canadian national arm wrestling tournament.
4. a multi-million dollar lawsuit against the rubberband industry. (i'm donating all the proceeds to charity - winning isn't just something you do for yourself, kids.)

2 comments:

Stacia said...

Matt, you are a winner! I need an autograph!

Alicia said...

Don't forget you also won yourself a night on the couch!